I'm very of ogre.
Shrek: Okay, er... ogres... are... like onions.
Donkey: They stink?
Donkey: Or they make you cry.
Donkey: Oh, you leave them out in the sun and they turn brown and start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers... you get it.